Posted 5 hours ago

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

favourite moments at HobbitCon [3/a lot] (video by filitheknifeless)

and here it is:

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Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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Posted 6 hours ago
sextnoise:

following back tons!

sextnoise:

following back tons!

(Source: rietedelopeor)

Posted 6 hours ago

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

Posted 6 hours ago

jerkidiot:

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
  1. facebook: 12 years olds bragging about having sex
  2. tumblr: 18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them
Posted 1 day ago

mc-youtuber-fangirl:

mlp4eternity:

duchessoftardis221b:

sm0keblunts:

tyleroakley:

Tumblr, pack your bags…

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omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like 

#THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE

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YESYESYESYESYESYES

(Source: lokalrunde)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

lohrien:

Illustrations by Piotr Jablonski 

Posted 2 days ago

fullbearded-alchemist:

Shenanigans, as usual, with aboveabat at MTAC! 

Posted 2 days ago

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

Posted 2 days ago

misssuzyvalentine:

edgysatsuma:

fozmeadows:

whataboutthemenses:

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life.